PinnedAdam RozakinSlackjawYour Career Hinges On An Order From My Child’s Holiday FundraiserClinch your promotion from the jaws of this nutcracker ($35.99).·3 min read·Dec 20, 2021--1--1
Adam RozakinSlackjawHow I Retired At 25 By Being A Burden To My FamilyLeech your way to financial freedom.·3 min read·Jun 30, 2021--2--2
Adam RozakI Sold a 24k Gold Wii to GameStop for $4 in 2008, Why Are They in My Newsfeed Now?An explanation of crowdsourced keyboard monkeys pillaging Wall Street.4 min read·Feb 1, 2021----
Adam RozakinSlackjawI’m Your Self-Control And FYI I’m On PTO Next WeekI’m going completely off the grid. In fact, consider me dead.·3 min read·Dec 13, 2020--1--1
Adam RozakinThe HavenAfter Election, New York Times Fact-Checkers Turn ElsewhereNo tweet, slogan or drunk text goes unchecked.·3 min read·Nov 26, 2020----
Adam RozakinSlackjawHow 19 TV Show Characters Afford Their Lavish LifestylesJim Hopper runs an Etsy shop for upcycled soap dishes made using knick-knacks from the upside-down.·2 min read·Sep 14, 2020----