Your Career Hinges On An Order From My Child’s Holiday Fundraiser

Clinch your promotion from the jaws of this nutcracker ($35.99).

Adam Rozak
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readDec 20, 2021

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Original Illustration by Adam Rozak

Season’s Greetings!

The holidays must be here, because I’m making my list of go-getters and checking it twice. So as you anticipate spending time with family by the fire, please remember that ordering from my child’s…

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Adam Rozak
Slackjaw

Chicago-based writer and improviser daylighting as a technical product manager - He/Him