An explanation of crowdsourced keyboard monkeys pillaging Wall Street.

I sold a 24k gold Wii to GameStop for $4 in 2008, why are they in my newsfeed now?

GameStop’s stock has been the subject of a high-profile trading strategy led by r/WallStreetBets, a Reddit-based community of self-aware, vulgar nerds igniting their student loan money to see if it multiplies…

I’m going completely off the grid. In fact, consider me dead.

Hey big boss, it’s me, your Self Control. Just wanted to step in and let you know I’m going on a trip to Acapulco. I’ve been working major overtime these past few months, what with white-knuckling sanity and all. So I’m looking forward to a week of sunshine, pedicures, and…

Jim Hopper runs an Etsy shop for upcycled soap dishes made using knick-knacks from the upside-down.

Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)

In the show’s five unaired episodes, Lorelai cashes in on insurance fraud after committing the arson of the Dragonfly Inn.

Dr. Meredith Grey (Grey’s Anatomy)

Doctors have high salaries. As other doctors die, Meredith accumulates their compensation and healing magicks.

The Gang (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!)

Soon after Mystery Inc.’s IPO, the gang retires with millions in stock options. They later…

Adam Rozak

Chicago-based writer and improviser daylighting as a technical project manager - He/Him

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